Breaking news out of Alabama this morning, where a man was arrested for anally punishing his wife. Reports are vague, but it appears that the man was filming an anal mobile porn movie in order to make some money online. While at first the idea of mobile porn filming appealed to the victim, it was only revealed later that the man’s true intent was to film an anal iPhone movie.
The woman, being a staunch supporter and user of a BlackBerry Pearl, refused outright. The enraged husband would not take no for an answer and proceeded to anally ravage the poor women. After the dreaded deed was completed, the accused uploaded the anal mobile porn to several popular file sharing services. The victim was not available for comment, but it is believed that she is suffering from a serious case of constipation.
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